reason s to date me
- i have at least ten money saved up in the bank, can buy chicken nugget
- i am very popular in nintendogs
- i have a dog and its okay if you ignore me just to play wit h the dog because i will probably do that too
- macaroni and cheese
- i
BY THE WAY STUDENTS THERE IS A VERY REAL CHANCE OF DYING IF YOU GO INTO THE WRONG CORRIDOR btw the stairs move randomly and were not giving you a map enjoy hogwarts the least safe school in the world

WE HAD OUR WHOLE SCIENCE CLASS TALK ABOUT GENETIC MUTATIONS AND WHAT MAKES A SUPER HERO.. THEN JUST TALKING ABOUT HOW LOKI AND THOR ARE GODS NOT REALLY FROM GENETICS AND SUCH AND HOW BATMAN AND IRON MAN ARE JUST RICH…. THEN I RAISED MY HAND LIKE “HAWK EYE AND BLACK WIDOW ARE NOT GENETICALLY MUTATED, RICH OR FROM SPACE!” i blew everyone’s mind <3
can we talk about nbc hannibal’s tags for a second
because i just
cannot
sassiest official blog of anything i have ever followed everyone go home
can we talk about how sherlock holmes says ‘neat’
oh these kids were eating themselves to death with mercury poisoned chocolate
neat
golly gee john come look isn’t that just nifty
one of the truest things about religion i’ve ever read is in looking for alaska and i will reproduce it here
“People, I thought, wanted security. They couldn’t bear the idea of death being a big black nothing, couldn’t bear the thought of their loved ones not existing, and couldn’t even imagine themselves not existing. I finally decided that people believed in an afterlife because they couldn’t bear not to.”
there’s just an empty space
The Hannibal fandom tho like they came outta no where one second everyone was just
and then
[UHQ] 4.20 “Lights Out” Stills
the great